Collecting the ingredients necessary to create this unusual dish requires untold bravery and the fortitude to overcome surpassing dangers, but I assure you that the finished result is delicious and worth every death-defying moment you spend in search of these rare delicacies.
Boil the eggs and legs in a pot or a kettle. If neither is available, use a basin. Then add ….
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