- "Everyone needs something to keep them kicking in the field. And I have the wares to help you do just that."
- "While fools charge into battle, the wise prepare first. Which are you?"
- "A gladiator once told me my goods were cheap tricks, and that she could win her own battles. Ended up losing a limb. Guess you could say she didn't have a leg to stand on."
- "Heading to the battlegrounds? I have just the thing for you."