- "This one doesn't know what to think about his Telvanni customers. On one paw, they keep people like me as slaves. On the other, their pouches overflow with more gold than this one has ever seen. What to do? What to do?"
- "Bugs and mushrooms as big as houses guaranteed to scare the stripes off a kitten! This one doesn't know what in the name of Jone and Jode the Dark Elves were thinking when they decided to live in this bizarre land. By the way, do you need a bag?"