Crab Armor
"Skyrim is a dangerous place. Is your mudcrab safe? Do you even have a mudcrab? If not, find one and buy this armour for him. He won't necessarily thank you, fight for you, or even stop stabbing you with his claws, but you'll sleep easy knowing your crab pal is protected by the finest handcrafted armour ever created by the Dwemer smiths of old."
―PC Gamer

The Crab Armor was first seen in the PC Gamer magazine, claiming that the first The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim add-on would be Crab Armor. About a week or two later, word spread around that it was, in fact, fake.[1] As it turns out, this was all a big joke based on the Horse Armor add-on for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.