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"Look around. Did you think I'd be all the way out here if I wanted company?"
―Lum gro-Buzbee[src]

Lum gro-Buzbee is an Orsimer residing in Kireth Vanos' camp north of Grudge-Rock Falls.

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Cultural Affections

"Before all this Orsinium nonsense, people used to respect the privacy of the noble recluse."

Are you the brewer who crafts the ale that drives the Orc maidens crazy? "Congratulations, you found me! What are you? Another lovelorn cub trying to win the affection of an Orc who's too good for you? Away with you! My ale takes months to brew and I won't part with what I have left so you can have an evening of passion."
What's so special about this ale? "What's so―? Listen here, outsider. I use only the finest ingredients and freshest spring water to brew my ale! Not to mention the seven secret spices and the hundred-year-old yeast I inherited from my mother. It packs a kick and does the trick!"
Does the ale really have an amorous affect on Orcs? "Orcs aren't worth their weight in horker stew without a romantic urge and a healthy taste for good ale. But yes, my special brew has been known to accentuate the urge. Especially in women. That's why I stay out here and keep my batches small."
Would you be willing to trade for a bottle of rare Nord mead? "Rare Nord―? Is this ... it is! I've heard of Voljar's Buzzed Mead but I've never had the opportunity to try it. All right, fine. Let's trade. I wonder if they really put a bee in the bottle?"
Thanks for the ale. "Voljar's Buzzed Mead! Listen, it actually buzzes! Let me take a swig ... in the name of Malacath's left tusk, why are there so many bees?! Ah, ah!"

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