"Got gold? Spend it here. Don't waste your money on the trash for sale by other merchants!"
- What's wrong with the other merchants' goods? "Well, the only other merchant around is my wife, Vita. There's nothing wrong with the goods; she's the problem."
- Marital problems? "Big ones. We can't even share a bed any longer. Whoever makes the most money each day gets to sleep in bed; the other has to sleep in a bedroll on the ground. I'm getting sick of sleeping on the ground, so buy up!"