- "If you're looking for suggestions, then look elsewhere. I sell to those who know what they need, when they need it. Alchemy is not a trade for the indecisive. What will you be purchasing today?"
- "You will not believe how close this stand has gotten to blowing up. Perhaps fools are soon parted from their gold, but I would rather they avoid my shop altogether. What I can help you with today?"
- "The study of alchemy is a time-honored tradition, passed down from generation to generation. So I expect no silliness here, understood?" Now, what are you in need of?"