This damnable war!
Skyrim needs mighty warriors to defend it against the various invaders who want to ravage our land.
We can't count on our so-called allies to save us. We must rely on our own strength of arms and our will to win the day.
I've discovered a way to make my soldiers more powerful. A special recipe, if you will. With it, we shall become a force unlike any to ever walk across the frozen tundra of Skyrim. With it, we shall become the invincible fist of King Jorunn. No one will be able to stand against us!
But first, we have some large game to hunt down.