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Vals, I heard you talking in the (pub) [sic] last night. We may not be as strong as our forefathers, but I assure you we Nords are still stronger than any of you. I'm surprised you'd be mouthing off about how the dead rising is our fault after we took in all you Dunmer. If anything they are rising because of all the dirty Dunmer in Skyrim. It's probably the smell skooma coming off all of you.
- The grammatical error in the note is as found in game.