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An interesting book about wood
Wood is pretty
Wood is nice
If one looks good
I'll make it twice!
[Upon reaching the last page of the book, the words 'Boat Ack', are seen scrawled about the margin in a vandalistic manner.]
- In his teen years Kurt Cobain was caught by the police vandalizing a boat with the aforementioned "Boat Ack."