- Main article: Books (Online)
- Location: Windhelm Outlaws Refuge, Windhelm (Eastmarch)
- Author: Anonymous
- Collection: Notes and Memos
Everyone on this list is gonna get exactly what they deserve as soon as I find them alone.
Goes around telling people I dilute my potions with sewer runoff. So what if I do?
Saw him holding his nose and laughing with his idiot friends when I walked by. Still getting friends' names.
Inconsiderate mud-hugger! Ate the last bit of skeever stew before I got my bowl.
Gave me that LOOK across the bar at the Fussy Guarherd. He'll know which one I'm talking about. Thinks he's better than me. We'll see!