"Probably better to keep your distance. Bad luck follows me like a bull netch follows a betty. I can't even consider stealing something without the Guard showing up. If I was even half-way decent at anything else, I'd quit this life in a heartbeat."
"I can't do anything right! Today I tried to snatch a fat gold purse, but the mark turned out to be an Enforcer. I barely escaped with my life! If you have any tips and wouldn't mind sharing, I'd find some way to make it worth your time."