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The Bat and the BabyEdit
Spagel: "Why have you called us here? What burden has been laid upon you?"
Justino: "I'm glad you've come to the city. Recently, a bat made off with my baby!"
Sott: "Wonderful. He's been hitting the skooma again!"
Justino: "Look for a bat with a baby in its mouth, that's mine!"
Justino: "Heard any good stories lately?"
Sott: "I heard the Winterborn have their backs to the wall. The king is pushing them out of this fine land."
Spagel: "I could tell you this story about an Elf I found... twisted in half. But I don't want to make you weep."
Sott: "The other day I stopped by the bath-house. Did you know they serve wine from Summerset? It made the pedicure bearable!"
Justino: "What's the name of the Argonian that works there? Great gills, lazy eye, breath smells like moon-sugar?"
Spagel: "I heard it was "Does-All-Things"."
- Spagel, along with his two companions, is based off the hosts Justin, Scott, and Speigel on the local Baltimore, Maryland station 98 Rock, near the headquarters of Bethesda Softworks. Matt Firor worked with the station to implement their voices into the game as an Easter egg.