- Main article: Books (Online)
- Location: Thane Jeggi's Drinking Hole, Eastmarch
- Author: Thane Jeggi Gap-Tooth
- Collection: Handbills, Posters, and Decrees
Rules of the Hole:
1. Respect the hole. Keep it clean and keep it quiet.
2. Spend at least a few hours a day contemplating the fish.
3. Don't tease the mammoths!
4. Drink, drink, and drink some more.
5. Replace the mead!