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By order of Chief Braadoth, who now wants to be known as the Ophidian Exarch of Undulating Destruction for some reason or another, we are to make sure these special trolls are well cared for. Follow these steps and I won't use you as troll chow.
2. Massage each troll for at least one hour.
3. Fill their drinking buckets with bog-iron ale.
4. Tenderize captives with sound beatings.
5. Toss tenderized captives to trolls.
6. Stand back and let them eat!
7. Repeat every day.