- Main article: Books (Skyrim)
- Main article: Books (Oblivion)
- Main article: Books (Morrowind)
- Main article: Books (Online)
Locations
Morrowind
- Given by Crassius Curio as a quest item for The Bad Actor
Oblivion
- Heinrich Oaken-Hull's House in Anvil
- Southern Books in Leyawiin
- Gweden Farm Basement
- The Sea Tub Clarabella in Anvil (inside Captain Patneim's Chest)
- Augusta Calidia, Gaston Tussaud, and Ocheeva carry copies of this book
Shivering Isles
- Dunroot Burrow, Sanctum of Decadence
- Outside of Bliss
Plug-ins
- Near the Dark Minion's bed in Vile Lair (Thieves' Den)
- Under the Forgemaster's bed in Sundercliff Mines (Mehrunes' Razor)
Skyrim
- Honningbrew Meadery, next to the bed in the loft floor (Volume 2).
- Haelga's Bunkhouse (Riften), left of the altar of Dibella on the bedstand in Haelga's room (Volume 1 and 2).
- In a crushed house northwest of Fort Amol, across the river from the Abandoned Prison. Next to the body of Lucky Lorenz.
- Winterhold Jarl's Longhouse, in a room on the second floor.
- Riftweald Manor, located in the basement
- College of Winterhold Library, in a stack of books. You have to search for it, but it's surely there.
- Driftshade Refuge (Silver Hand hideout), on a bookshelf.
- Can be bought from Urag gro-Shub in The Arcanaeum.
- Highmoon Hall (Morthal) Underneath Joric's Bed (Volume 2).
- At the lower floor of Mercer Frey's House (Volume 1).
Online
- Reaper's March, under a bridge just northeast of Jodewood Dolmen, next to a Skyshard.
Content
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Trivia
- The Argonian's "Racial Motifs" book also features an Argonian named "Lifts-Her-Tail".
Gallery
Appearances
- The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
- The Elder Scrolls Online (Part of Literature lore collection. Anonymous author, not Crassius Curio.)