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(Drink mead. Sing.)
We hate Orcs! We hate Orcs!
They smell, they stink, they reek
They couldn't find their arses in the snow!
We hate Orcs! We really, really do!
They have no beards, they have no brains,
They couldn't kill a Horker with a sword!
(Drink more mead. Repeat.)