I want Dragon guards.
I personally think the ones that keep watch should be like the Queen's gaurds. Stand tall, and keep their mouths shut.
Because fuck you, gaurd. If I didn't care about a massive bounty and shitloads of people coming after me until I died, I'd kill you. Because you can't seem to shut the hell up about how you think I'd whine about someone stealing my sweetroll, when my pickpocket is 100. I could probibly steal your clothes and you woulden't notice until a strong breeze hit you.
Because fuck you, gaurd. If I didn't care about a massive bounty and shitloads of people coming after me until I died, I'd kill you. Because you can't seem to shut the hell up about how you think I'd whine about someone stealing my sweetroll, when my pickpocket is 100. I could probibly steal your clothes and you woulden't notice until a strong breeze hit you.
They wouldn't notice even then.
Sad thing is you're right :p
Then there would be no criminals in skyrim.