It wouldn't have been that cool. I mean, sure it would be great at the beginning - all the hot Lover's Comfort newlyweds always seem to enjoy, but after a while her snide tone and subtle insults would start getting to you. Then things would start missing, like your favotite daedric dagger; your coin purse; possibly even your wedding band. You'd begin to wonder where she is all night long when she goes to the Ragged Flaggon to lean on things, suspecting her of getting her Lover's Comfort from Rune or (even worse) Sapphire.
Eventually the two of you would divorce, and what would you do with all your adopted orphans? Think of the kids, man! Think of the poor kids!!!
I would have thought illiteracy would be non-existent among TES fans. Apparently not...
Personally Vex irritates me. Who would want to marry someone who so OBVIOUSLY bleaches their hair. I mean come on, no Imperial has bleach-blond hair. Besides, she's too pasty. I've got me a good Dunmer as a wife. Posh accent, good in a fight, doesn't seem to mind that our kids are somehow Nords...
im a femak, but i still woundt want Vex she has a crap oersonality and isnt evwn that good lookintg pkus Delvins sooo into her that you might find your stuff goung misaing..and him suddenly richer.
i susally adopt kids and in rl idd prefer adoption, why continue on my own bloodline when there are so many kids who need homes? cut down the overpopulation by not breeding and save an orphans life its a win win plus some bloodlines shoukdnt breed like me XD
I'd like to have married Lisette from the Winking Skeever or Jordis, the House Carl at Proudspire. Alas, it couldn't happen.
I went with Aela, which was alright at first. She's feisty and stealthy. However, now due to some kind of bug or glitch, she often walks around bow-legged and like she's drunk. Sometimes she walks backwards. I thought she'd been on the Skooma or something but she still talks coherently.
I can't take her out socially anymore for two reasons. First, she sometimes cannot move past or around even the most smallest obsatcles and second, well, it's embarrassing to be seen when she's like this. If there was an option to re-marry I'd take her over to Solstheim and dispose of her.
lol thats funny and unfortunate, sometimes Marcuiro does random things like that for me, usually just wandering around with his magic going for no reason and keeping his distance from me (my dragonborn showers ..but it could be he doesnt like the wet dog smell of the werewolf XD)
idd have preferd marrying Lisette over Vex any day, she has a nice singing voice and her personality is far better than Vexs.
Vex puts on a tough exterior - has to, but inside she's a little girl who just wants someone to care for her and understand her. Don't think she'll fall for that phony charm though. If you don't actually feel it, you're better off to just stay away.
22.214.171.124 wrote: Vex puts on a tough exterior - has to, but inside she's a little girl who just wants someone to care for her and understand her. Don't think she'll fall for that phony charm though. If you don't actually feel it, you're better off to just stay away.
Aela for realzies. Her armor has a great side boob shot :)
She actually is a pretty good spouse, though that accent kinda gets irritating. I usually just end up marrying Mjoll. I married a Guard once. For some reason it seemed really funny, although now he just attacks me when ever I do anything "illegal" like eating the living hell out of children XD.