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  • Can some one tell me if u can marry her plz tell me thxs

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    • No, 'u' cannot.

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    • Thxs but it would of been cool if u could

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    • It wouldn't have been that cool. I mean, sure it would be great at the beginning - all the hot Lover's Comfort newlyweds always seem to enjoy, but after a while her snide tone and subtle insults would start getting to you. Then things would start missing, like your favotite daedric dagger; your coin purse; possibly even your wedding band. You'd begin to wonder where she is all night long when she goes to the Ragged Flaggon to lean on things, suspecting her of getting her Lover's Comfort from Rune or (even worse) Sapphire.

      Eventually the two of you would divorce, and what would you do with all your adopted orphans? Think of the kids, man! Think of the poor kids!!!

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    • Ok u i guess u put a lot of thought in that but still she has several thousands of money and i bet she's good in combat and in bed

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    • If you want a good woman in bed, marry a priest of Dibella

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    • Wow, thanks. That's a really valuable piece of information.

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    • i know a easy way to get yousalda without going out of the way if you want

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    • I would have thought illiteracy would be non-existent among TES fans. Apparently not...

      Personally Vex irritates me. Who would want to marry someone who so OBVIOUSLY bleaches their hair. I mean come on, no Imperial has bleach-blond hair. Besides, she's too pasty. I've got me a good Dunmer as a wife. Posh accent, good in a fight, doesn't seem to mind that our kids are somehow Nords...

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    • Lol your kids are somehow Nords

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    • This thread had died and came alive a couple of times...

      Honestly, I wouldn't want Vex, I mean like she isn't even a patch on Serana!

      She isn't even fit to be my 10th concubine!

      Rejected! Anyway she's unmarriagiable without console.

      Plus I never adopt kids. There is no point in nourishing another bloodline without making your own.

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    • im a femak, but i still woundt want Vex she has a crap oersonality and isnt evwn that good lookintg pkus Delvins sooo into her that you might find your stuff goung misaing..and him suddenly richer.

      i susally adopt kids and in rl idd prefer adoption, why continue on my own bloodline when there are so many kids who need homes? cut down the overpopulation by not breeding and save an orphans life its a win win plus some bloodlines shoukdnt breed like me XD

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    • Well, Darwin award for Blitzbear, but I am a genetic supremacist, sorry. Although more of that another time.

      Yeah, I agree Vex is not even that good looking, plus that peroxide blonde hair is not cool and very old fashioned.

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    • lol idd rather not breed my self but hey do what you will right and isnt vex like quite old so that may be old aged grey hair... i just dont get why any onw would want to marry her in the first place

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    • I'd like to have married Lisette from the Winking Skeever or Jordis, the House Carl at Proudspire. Alas, it couldn't happen. 

      I went with Aela, which was alright at first. She's feisty and stealthy. However, now due to some kind of bug or glitch,  she often walks around bow-legged and like she's drunk. Sometimes she walks backwards. I thought she'd been on the Skooma or something but she still talks coherently. 


      I can't take her out socially anymore for two reasons. First, she sometimes cannot move past or around even the most smallest obsatcles and second, well, it's embarrassing to be seen when she's like this. If there was an option to re-marry I'd take her over to Solstheim and dispose of her.

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    • lol thats funny and unfortunate, sometimes Marcuiro does random things like that for me, usually just wandering around with his magic going for no reason and keeping his distance from me (my dragonborn showers ..but it could be he doesnt like the wet dog smell of the werewolf XD)

      idd have preferd marrying Lisette over Vex any day, she has a nice singing voice and her personality is far better than Vexs.

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    • Haha, I'm not the only one with a weirdo spouse then.


      I married Muiri in another playthrough. I think she's the prettiest female in the game, but when I married her she incessantly babbled on about solving her problem. 

      It just shows that looks aren't everything. Next time I will marry a plain Jane that walks correctly and doesn't have a OCD monologue.

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    • Everybody had their flaws ;)

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    • yeah but those flaws usually can be sorta charming and cute, in a weird way :)

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    • Vex puts on a tough exterior - has to, but inside she's a little girl who just wants someone to care for her and understand her. Don't think she'll fall for that phony charm though. If you don't actually feel it, you're better off to just stay away.

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    • 67.193.88.72 wrote:
      Vex puts on a tough exterior - has to, but inside she's a little girl who just wants someone to care for her and understand her. Don't think she'll fall for that phony charm though. If you don't actually feel it, you're better off to just stay away.

      That's fine. I like little girls.

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    • I'd have preferred Gabriella, for her refined yet simple tastes...

      Though, if I HAD to choose thieves guild, I'd choose Brynjolf. He's a total tsundere.

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    • I need to marry some one to take care of my devils 

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    • Aela for realzies. Her armor has a great side boob shot :) She actually is a pretty good spouse, though that accent kinda gets irritating. I usually just end up marrying Mjoll. I married a Guard once. For some reason it seemed really funny, although now he just attacks me when ever I do anything "illegal" like eating the living hell out of children XD.

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    • Ment to say beating lol. I wish Namira's ring let you do that though.

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    • 76.186.85.178 wrote: Ment to say beating lol. I wish Namira's ring let you do that though.

      hahahhaha! Me too

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    • I really like Vex too becuase I wanna see her combat. and her dialogues "come here I wont bite" sounds so sexy.

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    • this is getting wierd, imma go that way.

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    • 82.31.146.76 wrote:
      I would have thought illiteracy would be non-existent among TES fans. Apparently not...

      Personally Vex irritates me. Who would want to marry someone who so OBVIOUSLY bleaches their hair. I mean come on, no Imperial has bleach-blond hair. Besides, she's too pasty. I've got me a good Dunmer as a wife. Posh accent, good in a fight, doesn't seem to mind that our kids are somehow Nords...

      anyone could notice that bleached hair! :)

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    • If you complete the Darkbrother hood quests, you will see why you cant marry Vex

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    • Artemesia25 wrote:
      If you complete the Darkbrother hood quests, you will see why you cant marry Vex

      I don't understand, what's the link with the Brotherhood?

      @82.31.146.76 : Kinda agree, I always thought she was a Breton despite the fact that she's tagged as imperial. My headcanon is a fake identity, it seems Vex is not even her real name according to the Official Guide. I don't like this character, her condescending attitude irritates me. It's unjustified and excessive. I don't think someone who litteraly spend her days and nights doing nothing at a pub has the right to treat people like she does. She also has that same flaw the entire Thieves Guild has, which is keeping the same way of talking to you like you're the newbie even after you became guild master. 

      Another thing I don't like about her is how people treat her in the TG, by that I mean calling her "our little Vex" (Brynjolf and apparently Delvin), not dealing with her annoying personnality, men liking her while she has nothing for her ... what about Sapphire? 

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    • The Problem with women brought up around a lto of money, is they become snide and quite disagreeable if you don't have the money to "afford" them. Vex is annoying, and abotu the only thing going for her, imo, is her looks. She screams "GOLD DIGGER" to me

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    • 98.255.47.25 wrote:
      67.193.88.72 wrote:
      Vex puts on a tough exterior - has to, but inside she's a little girl who just wants someone to care for her and understand her. Don't think she'll fall for that phony charm though. If you don't actually feel it, you're better off to just stay away.
      That's fine. I like little girls.

      I'm... Concerned? By that comment?

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