What's the funniest thing you ever heard an NPC say?
One of my favorites is whenever I go rummaging through a barrel in Riverwood and Alvor the blacksmith says, "What is he digging around in there for?"
What's the funniest thing you ever heard an NPC say?
One of my favorites is whenever I go rummaging through a barrel in Riverwood and Alvor the blacksmith says, "What is he digging around in there for?"
I've always liked "Him? Oh... Ah, name's Balablob or Malaclob, one of them funny Orc names." by Hadring.
I made a hideous Breton character and walked into Falkreath. A woman is just standing on the porch and goes "Shors bones! A handsome man in Falkreath!"
I always find it funny when some Hold Guards say "You're like me, eh? Don't fancy those clunky Two-Handed weapons.", while they are walking around with two handed weapons on their backs. I also like their response when you have Volendrung equipped. *whistles* "That is one big hammer."
Ohhh man, there are a few.
- A blood dragon spawned near Riverwood when I was running around. I led it into town so I could have the guards help and maybe loot corpses afterwards, killed it with relative ease. As I sheathe my bow and approach the now-skeeton to get my loot, I pass by a child that says: "In all my years, I've never seen such a thing".
- I strongly dislike Heimskr, so I spawned a couple of dragons next to him in Whiterun. Burned to death almost immediately after delivering the line: "But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?"
- Similar dislike for Nazeem. He walks up to me with his snobby Cloud District line, I open the console, click him and type "kill". He drops to the ground and my (modded) follower Vilja immediately goes "What was that?"
- Fought a dragon right in front of Markarth. After killing it, a guard has the audacity to tell me "This is Markarth, traveler. Safest city in the reach."
- Two guards in Solitude right next to each other. One asks me "It's not true what they say about... about you and the Dark Brotherhood, is it?" His friend promptly answers with "Psst. Hey. I know who you are. Hail Sithis!"
And so on.
"Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords." 'Scimitar
Everything Cicero says is funny to me... I like his voice. :D
- A blood dragon spawned near Riverwood when I was running around. I led it into town so I could have the guards help and maybe loot corpses afterwards, killed it with relative ease. As I sheathe my bow and approach the now-skeeton to get my loot, I pass by a child that says: "In all my years, I've never seen such a thing".
- I strongly dislike Heimskr, so I spawned a couple of dragons next to him in Whiterun. Burned to death almost immediately after delivering the line: "But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?"
- Similar dislike for Nazeem. He walks up to me with his snobby Cloud District line, I open the console, click him and type "kill". He drops to the ground and my (modded) follower Vilja immediately goes "What was that?"
- Fought a dragon right in front of Markarth. After killing it, a guard has the audacity to tell me "This is Markarth, traveler. Safest city in the reach."
- Two guards in Solitude right next to each other. One asks me "It's not true what they say about... about you and the Dark Brotherhood, is it?" His friend promptly answers with "Psst. Hey. I know who you are. Hail Sithis!"
And so on.
Haha, that dragon in Markarth thing happened to me too.
One time i was in whiterun and some vampires attacked. I helped kill the vampires along with the guards, and when we finish, a gaurd says to me casually "id be alot happier with a bellyfull of mead" and walks away like nothing happened.
In the thieves guild, the guy who teaches you to sneak sometimes says "stick with me, and they wont even know your there" in a really weird voice when you ask him to tesch you to sneak.
Hahaha I was walking around whiterun when a dragon attacked and after I killed it a guard said "D#!/ shame."Wtf
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I started a new character this weekend and I was going after the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller. At the begininng there is a bunch of mages duking it out with some draugr. There was one Novice Ice Mage shooting his Frostbite spell at a draugr, who just wouldn't go down and kept hitting the mage with its sword.
The ice mage yelled, "Cant you see??? I AM MASTER OF THE ARCANE!"
Then the draugr killed him.