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Credits goes to Dark Jeto for original idea, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation of the prequel, Anbeegod for the starting of the sequel, and Ottoman Hold, The Beautiful Princess Ashley, Master of the Night and GlowingSans for the continuation of the sequel.
We'll start where we left off the last time. Here: The fact that Nazeem could finally go see the cloud district filled him with joy, but Thomas The Train invaded Cloud District and claimed himself as the High King.
The Hoky Poky of the Frost Giants was epic. Nazeem and Wheatley wept at the pure poetry and art of motion, unaware that for the Frost Giants the Hoky Poky was their mating ritual. Nazeems eyes grew wide as they brandished their "clubs".
Unfortunately for Heimskr, Stalinzeem, Hitlerzeem, and Don't-Drop-The-Soap/Cortana, Dark Tywin had heard of their presence on the recently Blitzkrieged Poland District, and he had arrived with a thousand men to eliminate them.
Suddenly, an old Redguard Sorcereress, with the only noticable difference between her and Nazeem being a long beard, would come out of a time portal. Saying: "Long ago, in a distant land, I, Jerko, the Nazeem-killing sorceress, unleashed unspeakable trolls. Now im throwing you through a time portal, bye bye!"
Jerko would throw Nazeem throw a time portal, which leads to...
He snuck past the Lancers and saw them eating the watermelon tool.
He knew that the Dragonborn would be in Windhelm, but he hadn't been there yet and couldn't fast travel.
Nazeem walked up to the Bjorlam the carriage driver who began a typical nord slur.
"The rain will stop, eventually", "They say that Markarth was built by the dwarves, I don't believe a word of it though", Nice weather were having, hope it lasts", "Windhelm first city in Skyrim by some accounts", "You know the big palace in the centre of Windhelm, some say it was built by Ysgramor himself" (Btw those are all some of Bjorlam's lines).
Nazeem paid the silly non-redguard a small fee (for him) and got into the carriage, preparing for a long and bumpy ride to Windhelm which he knew to be younger than many Skyrim cities like Saarthal.
Nazeem, remarkably still in possession of a cabbage from Chillfurrow farm, beat the assassin to death with it, saying "Owning a farm does have its advantages." before realizing that he no longer owned one