It's time to keep on going with yet another season of Nazeem Legends!
- Each new addition must be a continuation from the last one.
- You must wait for at least one other person to post before adding another piece to the story.
Credits goes to Dark Jeto for original idea, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation of the prequel, Anbeegod for the starting of the sequel, and Ottoman Hold, The Beautiful Princess Ashley, Master of the Night, GlowingSans, and The Crusader of Truth for the continuation of the sequel.
We'll start where we left off the last time: Nazeem, being extremely happy that he was now the center of attention again, decided to create a new plan to take over Skryim, using rap music.
Then sits realized that nazeem was no longer nazeem so sits decided to replace him and ask questions such as do you get to the cloud district very often? And change his mind by saying -oh what am I saying of course you don't until one day he sad it to the wrong person...the jarl of white run and thus was.......
Sits then realized he could go back ifhe gained the favor of the most pose full being in all the known universe....thecloudistrictedron.....and so sits made the cloud I stricter son a big fat plot pie.
sensing what was going to happen, the matter dodecahedron restored time and turned the cube back into the timecube, and they both turned cloudistredron back into nazeem. then they revived the spaceoval and not-timecube, and they all pooled their power too...
while this was happening, nazeem decided to attack a cult of cloud district haters. so he ate a sandwich and became buffzeem (castle crashers reference) after he was done the energy sphere had been created
Then wild charizard appeared and burned down the building Alduin was jealous so he ate the charizard but sits and ddts felt violated by this and took Alduin to court and because nazeem was a witness...
Larry got angry that he was no longer a Disco Lizard for some reason, gave DDTS all his properties, and went on a quest through space and time to regain his Disco-ism, and also gave NBTLPFHM Gollum the One Bling.
force them to make love to cheese shaped like austin powers for the rest of their lives. afterward, the matter dodechahedron and fairy god mudkip made a deal and acsended along with bad lip reading yoda (watch seagulls stop it now if you dont know), and all surpassed larry, the transdimentional octogon, and the timecube in terms of power, the order was
The Timecube decided he did not like a dodechagon being better than him, so he went back in time and erased the post that created the Matter Dodechagon, effectively erasing the Matter Dodechagon. He then captured Fairy God Mudkip in a master ball, and shot it into the Time Vortex
but this caused the cheese statue to come alive, and start breakdancing, starting a huge dance party including everyone but sits, and, as it turns out, this was a plan between liberty prime and nazeem to destroy sits, since hi guards were all dancing.
also in this timeline, the transdimentional octogon (and the energy sphere that it once was) to cease to exsist, and the spaceoval and not timecube were still dead, as this had all been the dodechahedron's doing
When out of Nowhere came Miraak: The Edgy teenage millenial who listens to MCR religiously to rebell against his Alt Right Trump Supporter Parents, whilest Nazeem Says "Have you been to the Cloud Distract often, What am i saying, of course you don't" in a voice similar to patrick star.
Assuming that the one going and the one bling were the same thing, Nazeem embarked on a quest to retrieve the artifact and avenge Magnus, who he had believed when he claimed to actually be the cloud district.
A new challenger approaches! as the bloodcursed elven arrow was loosed from a random guards bow, Chases-The-Guar:a skooma addicted Kajit lunges for Nazeem, thinking he was a barrel of mead for some reason
As the Nazeems were boring the Eagles to death, the real Nazeem caught up. The smaller Nazeems immediately took the detraction, killed the eagles by slamming them into a super sized model of the Cloud District, and proclaimed the real Nazeem as god.
but by the time they found the dragon balls, everyone but them had left, and timecube had fired a TACTICAL NUKE to destroy them for making refrences to two diffrent animes.
meanwhile, nazeem was on solsthiem asking the dunmer and skall weather they got to the cloud district very often, (but most of them didn't know what the cloud district is,) and asuming everyone's gender
but in this timeline, there was no such thing as assumption. this resulted in everything that is stated or asked to exist simoultaniuosly, ultimately causing the Timecube to merge with Sheogorath, NAZEEM, and xXx_Molag-Bal_xXx
but in order to combat Darth Cloudistrict (because he was bored), sheogorath got together the timecube, claptrap, liberty prime, arm-fall-off-boy, dick nut-cracker, and the 2nd best taco of all time to create the knights of cheese
but he kept asking about the cloud dstrict, and murdered everyone when they said they didnt have a cloud district, then built a cloud district and ruled helheim. (even though everyone was dead for good)
you might think that means post traumatic stress disorder? you would be incorrect. it means he has a Powerful Tarrasque with a Special Destruction ability. this is unfortunate, because now Nazeem effectively has a nearly indestructible power for his conquest of The Cloud District