"I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid." —Hold Guard
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I am a chef, but am better known as The Gourmet, best chef in all of Tamriel. I have travelled all around Tamriel and during my travels I became a member of the Mages Guild in Cyrodiil. I have cooked for all the most important people in Tamriel, I am even scheduled to cook for EmperorTitus Mede II.
If you are not a member of the Dark Brotherhood, come visit me in the Nightgate Inn in Skyrim, I will be staying here while I wait to cook for Titus Mede II in Solitude. If you are a member of the Dark Brotherhood I will smash you in the face with Volendrung, the Hammer of Might.
How did I acquire Volendrung? The mighty Daedric PrinceMalacath bestowed it upon me when I cooked him the most glorious dish in all of Mundus.
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