Why hello there! I'm Sacky321 and I wanna tell you some of my funny journeys through Skyrim!

If your wondering I play Skyrim on the PS3

Funny Deaths:

1: I got hit with a giant's club and flew in the air-------(Glitch? Or the giant was super strong?)

2: I owned somone because I killed them with a war hammer and they catapulted through the room and into the fireplace-------By the way he was the husbund of my avatar :D Oh and it was not realalistic.

Random Glitch Encounter:

I was, you (not) know, in Sherepoint and no Dragon was there, I was finding a dragon soul to unlock a new shout, and the I heard dragon roars then I saw that silly dragon locked in one animation! I killed it and I got no dragon soul! >:?

Things that get Annoying:

If you watch youtube videos on Skyrim you see those "Arrow To The Knee Jokes here are some I found:

I used to ride a pig like you but then I took a arrow to the cookie--(Top Comment on Minecraft Video)

>>>>------(Awesome Joke)------->--(Skyrim Youtube comment)

I used to play Oblivion like you, but then I took a liking on Skyrim--(Top comment on skyrim youtube video)

A Joke From The Creators:

Look at your combat stats and look at the very bottom:

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Bunnies Slaghtered: 23

Awww thats cute!

My StatsEdit

Name: Simlaria

Race: Breton

Gender: Female

Most Money Made: 30673 (It's True! I even looked)

City Hates: Working on that

City Loves: Windhelm

Faction: Dark Brotherhood, Companons, Thieves Guild, College of Winterhold

Marrages Went to: 2, My wedding and the Emporor's cousin's one. (she got killed)

Favorite Weapon Combo: Chillrend with Glass Sword/Wabbajack with Dawnbreaker

Favorite School: Conjuration/Ilusion

Favorite Spell: Raise Undead/Dead Thrall/Harmony

Most used Spell: Ice Spike/Fire Ball

Hates: Vampires, Poison, Falmer and DWARVEN RUINS(Since Dawnguard in coming out, I like vampires)

Likes: Nordic Ruins, Werewolves, Skyrim, Lots of Healing Potions(Since Dawnguard in coming out, I don't want to be a werewolf)

Bunnies Slaghtered: 23

Fit for: Werewolves, Magic with swords, The Wabbajack, Dragon Shouts that are Awesome

Not Fit For: Vampirism, Vampires, Burning in the Sunlight, Kids that are Vampires, Vampires that have Vampirism, Minor and Major Lag

Becoming the The Hero of SkyrimEdit

Become the Thane of every City

Get a awesome sword

Kill over 70 Dragons

Kill 10 dragons of every type

Do at least 2 quests in every city

Finish all the companoions quest

Beat the game

Ace the game, finish all the quests, get all the spells and weapons

Get to lvl 80

Now that I done this, I put down a new thing:

TO KILL EVERY KILLABLE NPC IN THE GAME

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