|"Training? Goodness me, I'm retired! I'm afraid combat doesn't interest me any more." ―Pranal
This user is a retired staff member on TESWiki. After serving their time protecting the wiki from trouble and guiding newer members, The Milkman has since stepped down from their former role and is hoping the Dark Brotherhood doesn't come after them during their retirement. You can message them on their talk page here if you need something, though they may not respond.
The Milkman is a Milk drinker who fells all foes before him with his mighty battleaxe. From the Ashlands of Vvardenfell, to the depths of Oblivion, to the farthest reaches of Skyrim, to the darkest corners of the Shivering Isles, the Milkman always delivers.
Call me Ken. I've been on board the Elder Scrolls hype train since 2008. I When I first got my PlayStation 3, my very first game was The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Later on, my friends gave me a copy of Morrowind, which I thoroughly enjoyed. When word of Skyrim came my way, I pre-ordered without thought or hesitaton. When 11.11.11 rolled around, me and three other friends played it all through the night, me having the honour of experiencing it on a big-ass projector.
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Knights of the Nine
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Shivering Isles
- The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Below are a list of my characters and their many adventures.
Little is known about Alkali's life, though his deeds are remembered greatly as a powerful Nord warrior. He married Uthgerd the Unbroken after besting her in a tavern brawl, and the two lived together in Breezehome with a single adopted daughter. He fought for the Imperials in the Skyrim Civil War, becoming a well-known war hero throughout the land. He also played a key role in unravelling the vampire Vampire Lord Harkon's schemes.
Though he had many companions, his closest friend was undoubtedly Erik the Slayer, with whom he went on many adventures, including many key battles in the Civil War and his quest to defeat the dragon Alduin. After travelling to Solstheim, he befriended the Skaal, defied the Deadric god Hermaeus Mora and defeated Miraak in an epic duel to the death. After this ordeal, the Dragonborn built a home in The Pale, just north of Whiterun, where he lived with his family in peace for the rest of his days.
- The Saga of Rex, Verse 1: Windhelm Sucks
- The Saga of Rex, Verse 2: Winterhold is Worse
- The Saga of Rex, Verse 3: Straight on 'Till Dawn