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    Hello one and all, I am UAM, a moderator on the forum and chat of the Elder Scrolls Wiki. As the title suggests, I am retiring, and this blog will desribe the reasoning behind it, whether or not I'll return, and I'll reflect on my time with the wiki.


    Good question little Jimmy, the main reason is due to my lack of interest in the wiki and the Elder Scrolls series in general at the moment. By lack of interest, I mean that I simply don't care for editing wikis any more, please keep in mind that I never had any intention of editing the wiki long-term from the very start of my wiki career, therefore it's astounding I've stayed around for as long as I have. Understand that my opinion of editing wikis doesn't reflect the quality of this wiki or t…


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    Hello and welcome, this is the first ever official biweekly update blog, this is for the 6th August, 2014.


    Bethesda has recently announced that statues of a member of the Nightingales is now available for pre-order. It is a sixteen inches tall with only one thousand worldwide, and the artist responsible is Sanjeev Singh. Their retail price is three hundred dollars, and it requires a one hundred dollar deposit for it to be pre-ordered.


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    Though the news in this is real, this is a test blog to go along with the recent Weekly Update Blog consensus that can be found here. Feel free to leave criticism and ideas in the comments.

    Hello and welcome, this is the biweekly update blog for 26th July, 2014.


    Bethesda now sell plushy Guars!


    REFERENCE OVERLOAD

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    Oh, hello, I didn't see you come in, welcome to my upperclass blog on the creation of Nirn. Now you may want to sit down, have a cup of tea, and relax as we go on a fantastical adventure filled with epic battles and romantic stories.

    It all started in the First Era, when Lorkhan and Mehrunes Dagon were all that existed in the Void, Lorkhan approached Mehrunes and said, "Why is it just us in this world? For aren't we deserving of more?" Mehrunes replied "Perhaps, but in the wake of creation, becomes destruction, and for it all to begin, you need ambition." Lorkhan thought for a moment, "SWIGGITY SWAG WHAT'S IN THE BAG?" Mehrunes could tell what Lorkhan was thinking, for he just stated it out loud. Mehrunes said, "Why, it's ambition, of cours…

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    UAM on: Fishy on

    March 30, 2014 by

    Idea by Sky Within,Voice Above. Please keep in mind this is entirely a joke and not a single bit of it should be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form.

    Ok, so this wise guy called FishMerchant started making this blog series, and I was like "PARODY IS MINE ONLY I CAN DO IT PLS SATIRE IS COPYRIGHT ME". So I decided, what better way to get revenge than totally not copying the idea of critically reviewing blogs from another user? So yeah, in his latest addition about World War 2, he starts like this:

    There's a civil war going on in Skyrim right now, and stuffs going down. Here's a basic overview.

    Ha, what a joke! Skyrim's a video game for nerds! He must be a total nerd, amirite?

    Once upon a time, a bunch of high elves got really jelly of Tie-b…

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