DATE: Fredas the 8th of First Seed 21E 2013
According to Aela this 'Blogging' thing is a way for people outside of Skyrim, and even outside of Tamriel to read my mind (are they all bloody mages or something?). I don't know why anyone would want to read what a old adventurer who has taken to many arrows in the knee to give a fuck has to say, but here goes.
Today i helped the idiotic Whiterun guard deal with some 'very powerful spell-sword thieves' who could 'transform into animals' that have been 'terrorizing' Whiterun for weeks. As i talked to the guards some more they reviled that the 'thieves' had murdered one of the new guards with some 'curved serrated blades that were covered in poison. I went to the thieves apparent hideout and what did i find a bunch of treasure loving and disease ridden Skeevers i dispatched them all with one swing of my sword and headed back to Whiterun. On my way back i casually decapitated a random bandit and took it back as 'proof' that i had destroyed the thieves. As i entered Whiterun i was greeted with an almost a parade like celebration of my victory. I was paid 5000 Septims for my 'trouble' and was allowed to keep any treasure i found.
None of the events in this post are related to ANY quest in The elder scrolls V: Skyrim. The only things that exist in The elder scrolls V: Skyrim that appear in this story are as follows:
This will hopefully be a weekly thing that will take place over 3 worlds/universes (The elder scrolls, Fallout and the 'real' world). hope you enjoyed this please leave suggestions in the comments (such as what universe this will take place in next week).