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So, the Dawn Era was this period of time before the creation of Mundus, here's a brief overview of it.

So there were these two guys who were floating around in space or something. Their names were Anew and Sithomay I think. So, Sithmomay went over to Anew's house and was like.

"YO, WUDDUP NEW NAYBER! I'M DAH MBODYMENT OF CHANJ AND WANTZ 2 BAK A KACE! GIM MEH SUGAH PLZ, OAR I KILL U."

Anew looked at him in disgust and responded.

"Sir, I am quite frankly shocked and disgusted by your direct obnoxious behaviour and display of immaturity, and will therefore, not lend you my sugar."

As Anew closed the door, Sithomay caught it and was like.

"U MEEN, I KILL U LOLOL."

And then, Anew and Sithomay started to fight or something. Some say it was a dancebattle, and some say it was a wrestling match, though it is unknown for sure. Lots of blood was spilt in that battle, providing evidence that this was indeed a dancebattle. They started bleeding and the blood of Anew fell onto the apple tree Anew planted, growing the Faedra, which are fruit-like gods that form when apple tree seeds are watered with Anew's blood. Then, there were the Vaedra. Anew used a hadouken on Sithomay, blasting him into Sithomay's own garden. The blood fell all over the corn Sithomay had planted, and gave birth to the Vaedra which are vegetable-like gods. 

Later, this guy named Porkhan suggested to the Vaedra and Faedra that they create a universe so they can make little itty-bitty people in them and make them struggle to survive for their amusement. All the Faedra thought this was a good idea, but the Vaedra were like:

"Meh, you do it and then we'll play with them for fun, K?" 

So all the Faedra took part in the creation of Mundus but got bored and started to badger Porkhan who was watching them whilst sipping lemonade. Porkhan decided to make them all some alphabet soup, but accidentally spilled some truth syrum inside the bowl. The truth syrum made the letters in the alphabet soup align to create words, and told the truth to the Faedra. They were being drained of their striking good-looks with pthe creation of Mundus. The Faedra were infuriated and one of them ripped out Porkhan's liver, and started playing soccer/football with it. Pear-iel accidentally kicked the liver so hard, it fell into Gardensmell or something.  Anyways, all the Faedra were like:

"Dis sux, wer outta her." and flew away. Mangonus ripped a hole between Mundus and Aetherius, creating the star known as Betelguese and let magic into Mundus. Some of them were like:

"Lezz stae fer ta lolz." and finished building Mundus or something.

I think that's how it went, thanks for reading and get ready for more: Fishy on... episodes!