We all do and think things that we don't want to tell other about in Skyrim, but eventully, we do Skyrim Confessions. Believe me, some of the stuff people do are weird and funny. Here's my Skyrim Confession list.
When I first saw a Dark Elf, it looked like they had Blue Skin, so I immideatly went: "OH MY GOD THEY LOOK LIKE GRAND ADMERIAL THRAWN!" because I am a huge Star Wars Nerd. (Grand Admerial Thrawn was the main antagonish in the Star Wars Book Heir to the Empire by Timmothy Zain, and the two books after it)
I like to imagine Khajiit's as children, because we never see any Khajiit children, and since Khajiit's look like cats, its funny to imagine Khajiit's when they where kids, because they where all once a kitten.
I love to think what Hadvar's Uncle, Alvor, tells Hadvar after you do some things. Here's the thing:
>Live in Riverwood
>Nephew Hadvar wanders back from wherever the hell he's been
>Tell's me of a dragon in Helgen, has a rescused traveler with him
>The rescured Traveler and I talk a bit
>Every time I begin to speak he cuts me off
>It's my civic duty. Whiterun needs to know.
>It's begining to get dark
>Tell him he can take what he needs for his journey
>Watch helplessly as the Traveler rushes around my home, stuffing all my food, includin whole cheesewheels, into his pockets
>Takes all my gold, etc.
>Traveler suddently stops and does not move for over an hour
>WHO THE HELL DID YOU BRING HOME HADVAR
>After 12 hours the Traveler finally exits my home
>Go outside the next day to work at the forge
>Traveler is out there
>Makes 61 daggers
>Who is this demon?
I just listen to the guards. The classic "I used to be a *INSERT OCCUPATION HERE* like you, until I took an arrow to the knee" came from a guard.
I like to imagine that my character has a backstory. My Third Dragonborn (Ayah) has a backstory where her whole family was accused of being Stormcloaks by the empire and the Empire kills all of them but her. She then goes and joins the Stormcloaks for that very reason: Because a faluse accusion by the Empire took her life away.
I sometimes just like to wander in the wilderness for no reason whatsoever.