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JoshofBlades

aka Joshua Cristiano

  • I live in America.
  • I was born on April 6
  • My occupation is Stand Up Comedian
  • I am Male
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    Hey everyone! JoshofBlades here again! It's been a long time since I posted.

    Anyway, as you saw by the title this is my OPINION on MK's writings. I will put a small disclaimer here before the hardcore MK fans get mad and trolls come to start a flame war.

    DISCLAIMER

    First off, I am not new to the series, I have been playing Elder Scrolls regularly for over 10yrs. I also, am a huge fan of Michael Kirkbride and all the hard work he has put into and continues to put into the series. That being said, as much as I like his work (and I absolutely LOVE and enjoy all of it), that doesn't mean I always find it to be the best direction for the world of Elder Scrolls.

    "BUT JOSH! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AND DON'T WORK AT BETHESDA F*CKIN N00B H8R F@G!!111!!"-…

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    Theory on Mannimarco

    September 23, 2015 by JoshofBlades

    Hey guys! I haven't been back in a while and I apologize. But it's me, JoshofBlade!!


    Anyway, in my pervious blogs I dealt a lot with Skyrim and it's Civil War and my personal thoughts about the state of affairs in 4th Era Tamriel. Sometimes I would get questions from people usually along the lines of "Have you played anything other than Skyrim n00b?" or what have you. So to answer that, yes, yes I have. And today, I want to discuss one of my favorite Characters from the Series: Mannimarco.


    Now, I have a theory about the King of Worms, hear me out. When first encountered (In Daggerfall), Mannimarco is a very powerful Lich and Necromancer seeking to use the Mantella to somehow turn himself into a God. Based on the Warp in the West or "Miracle …



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    Another message.

    July 29, 2012 by JoshofBlades

    Hello my loyal friends and folks who've missed me, ohh yes, it's that blogger you hate to love, JoshofBlades!

    Well I come to let you all know, I haven't been away by choice just this damn thing hasn't been loading for me, but whatever. Dark days are approching for Skyrim and I encourage you all to raise your swords in service to the Dawnguard! A wonderful and well-meaning faction devoted to ousting the Vampire menace from our lands!

    Anyone who has been affected by these foul beasts, either a lost loved one or loss of your home due to having to flee because of the growing problem, enlist in the Daenguard, together we can make Skyrim and Tamriel as a whole a safer and stronger continent.

    I know I wouldn't want Vampires breaking into my home at …

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    My DLC Idea.

    January 24, 2012 by JoshofBlades

    Sorry for my long absence everyone, but real life gets in the way of stuff I actually care about, can we plug into our video games yet?? (Matrix style). ANYWHO, I'm back and yes I'm still the blogger you all know and hate JoshofBlades and here's my DLC idea.


    It starts off with Dovahkiin getting a letter from a Courier (similar to Fallout radio signals) from a Dunmer named Manren Ushibi asking you to meet him by the border to the Wasteland of Morrowind, he's obviously distraught and need you to find his family whom he becam seperated from after attacks from Ash Tribes. But in the process of looking for his Family in the lawless chaotic remains of the once grand Dunmer homeland you learn of a great evil rising from the Ashes of the land, an a…


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    Merry Christmas!

    December 25, 2011 by JoshofBlades

    Hey everyone JoshofBlades here to wish you all a Merry Christmas and I hope all your journeys in Skyrim bring you fun, adventure, gold, and badass loot! (unless your a Stormcloak, then you can eat shit and die.)


    JoshofBlades (talk) 16:30, December 25, 2011 (UTC)JoshofBlades

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