Early in my experiences with The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, I found myself getting frustrated with the repetitive dialogue of the residents of Whiterun. So I threw together this short fan fiction to express my feelings on the subject. Recently I found it again, and thought it might be amusing to share with the other wiki residents.
I've come to the conclusion that I am surrounded by idiots.
I like Whiterun, don’t get me wrong. I’ve basically considered it my home ever since Jarl Balgruuf the Greater named me a Thane in his court. It’s a nice city and a comfortable place to live. It’s just that I’m beginning to think there’s something in the water which renders its inhabitants unable to have normal conversations.
I first came here about two mo…
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