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Madman97

aka I like to keep people guessing.

  • I live in In my own private section of the Shivering Isles, given to me by my cousin Sheogorath. In return, I gave him my estranged brother Haskill.
  • My occupation is Lord of the Rant, Loremaster, Theorist, High Functioning Sociopath (part time psychopath), member of the Daedric Princes Poker administration, friend of all Daedra, personal buddies with Arkay.
  • I am Insane.
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    After teasing the release of something big with a few teaser trailers and a blog on their social media on the 29th, the Elder Scrolls Online website has officially confirmed a new DLC: Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind with a trailer. Included within this DLC are:

    • Over 30 hours of new gameplay
    • The new nature magic-based class Warden.
    • The largest landmass added at this point in time, with locations ranging from mushroom forests to Vivec City .
    • A new trial in the Telvanni Tower of Tel Fyr and the Clockwork City .
    • Brand new fast-paced PvP mode that pits 4v4v4 in an arena.

    Preordering this DLC will net you the Discovery Pack, which contains:

    • Exclusive Warden costume – a costume for all classes that matches the Warden's outfit.
    • Dwarven War Dog – a uniqu…
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    (Madman Tonight is filmed in front of a live studio audience)

    The room is alight with candles and a roaring log-fire. Adorning the doors and the walls are wreaths of holly and red ribbons. To complete the spirit of holiday, our host, adorned in a santa hat and crimson faille bathrobe, sits in a big leather chair (made from authentic reindeer skin!) with a thick tome in his spindly fingers.

    Madman97 (putting down the book): Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. Look out that window! The snow is coming down, the evening's quiet, and it's the perfect time to tell you all a story. You may have heard this tale once or twice, caught it on the tube. But see, dear children, you never heard it from me and that's where things truly count. Because everyth…

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    Today marks our return to Skyrim on PC, Xbox One, and PS4. PC users who already own all DLC's and/or the Legendary Edition of the game will recieve a free copy, so don't go out and buy it again if you meet this criteria! While the embargo on review copies has kept us from truly knowing what's different about this edition, we do know that Skyrim: Remastered has recieved a number of graphical enhancements, such as:

    • Remastered Art and Effects
    • Volumetric Lighting ("God Rays")
    • Dynamic Depth of Field
    • Screen-Space Reflections
    • New Snow and Water Shaders

    Alongside these, the inclusion of mods will be available for both consoles, but keep in mind, Xbox One and PC gamers have a FAR BIGGER selection to choose from than their PS4 counterparts. For example, as…

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    Madman97 (whispering): I really hope you don't mind, Flightmare. The schedule didn't really allow a break in the show--

    Dave: I wish we still had the laugh track.

    Madman97: --and you really have no choice in the matter anyway. Come here!

    (Madman97, Dave, and Flightmare (the lattermost being uncomfortable) press together so they fit in the shot of Madman97's secret camera.)

    Madman97: You are about the enter the court of madness. The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is...

                                                                           MADMAN TONIGHT!!!

    (Madman97 readjusts the camera so we can see exactly where he's found himself this time: In court, at the table of the defendant with his partner, Dave, and th…

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    (The following transcript of footage was captured real time on camcorder with plans never to be released, until now.)

    (Dave knocks on a decrepit, satanic door made of the fallen hairs of Donald Trump's toupee. This is the realm of Rantyland. Sense is a luxury here. Dave nervously oscillates his gaze between the nipple-shaped ornament for the doorbell and the unseen cameraman.)

    Dave: Alright, be cool, be cool; I hear him coming.

    Cameraman (reaching his hand out): This doorbell is really cool—

    Dave: Yeah, shut the f*ck up, dude.

    (The door opens, and peeking from the crack is the white-haired, bearded, summer shade-wearing Madman97. He is in a purple/gold bathrobe, shirtless, in boxers and sandals. A cigarette dangles lightly from his open bottom …


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