Are you ready to learn more life lessons? Well, today I am here to share with you a few more things to help you out in this cruel cruel world.
- No matter how cute it looks, never try to to cuddle with a porcupine
- Always remember, that strange person mimicking everything you do behind the glass, is your reflection
- If anyone asks, the chicken came first
- If you are headed to an area where enemies are dressed the same way as your companion, make sure to change his/her clothes or you may end up hacking away at them mercilessly only to realize hours later that your companion is missing
- Don't set your hair on fire
- Reading stupid blog posts like this is a waste of time
All of these lessons I have learned from experience. So, I would know.
(If you don't play Skyrim, you may not fully understand number 4.)