aka Scott A. Butler

  • I live in Jolly ol'England
  • I was born on March 10
  • My occupation is Author
  • I am Male
  • Scottster88

    4th Second Seed, 402

    February 25, 2013 by Scottster88

    Went for a walk.

    Watched some ants.

    Mudcrab pinches my bottom by surprise.

    Killed a mudcrab.

    Dragon shows up and bites me.

    Killed a dragon.

    Ate a dragon soul.

    Random guy runs up and tells me to hand my stuff over or he'll "gut me like a fish", despite witnessing me slaughter a dragon.

    Killed the random guy,

    Guard shows up, accuses me of murder.

    Guard is accidently-on-purpose impaled by my sword.

    Strolling bandits decide to attack me.

    Strolling bandits die.

    Wild bear thought I'd make a nice meal for him.

    Wild bear made a nice meal for me.

    Looked around and thought "sheesh, sure are a lot of dead guys today".

    Went home.

    Kicked out a mudcrab the kid tried to sneak in the house.

    Went to bed.

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