Went for a walk.
Watched some ants.
Mudcrab pinches my bottom by surprise.
Killed a mudcrab.
Dragon shows up and bites me.
Killed a dragon.
Ate a dragon soul.
Random guy runs up and tells me to hand my stuff over or he'll "gut me like a fish", despite witnessing me slaughter a dragon.
Killed the random guy,
Guard shows up, accuses me of murder.
Guard is accidently-on-purpose impaled by my sword.
Strolling bandits decide to attack me.
Strolling bandits die.
Wild bear thought I'd make a nice meal for him.
Wild bear made a nice meal for me.
Looked around and thought "sheesh, sure are a lot of dead guys today".
Kicked out a mudcrab the kid tried to sneak in the house.
Went to bed.