aka Sporkmasta42

  • I live in 5555 Noneofyobuiseness Road
  • My occupation is I could tell you, but then I'd have to cut you.
  • I am Male
  • Sporkmasta42

    I was bored so I made this. Enjoy!

    • Dont pick up someone else's pants. The guards might charge you one gold coin.
    • If you get shot with an arrow, you can serve a prison sentence and it still be poking out of your face.
    • I get arrested because some idiot whom im supposed to talk to won't let me in his hous, but i can wipe out half of Imperial City and no one notices.
    • Nobody notices the guy walking around in a black hood with a bloody dagger.
    • Apparently, you can Superglue a bunch of rocks together and attach it to a car battery and call it an Astronach.
    • Somehow, a Daedroth slipped into Imperial City and starts raving around. (epic WTF moment here.)
    • It makes no difference if you shoot someone in the face or in the foot.
    • You cant rip a carcass's mouth ou…
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