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Well, if you clicked on this blog post, you must already know what it's about. Lets have a contest for who can write the best poem about Skyrim. I'll begin.

"Yesterday I killed a bear

Deep in the wilds of Skyrim

Then I climbed a cliff

And ate a stick

Of toadstools, which unfortunately

Gave me a case of damegry

My health bar went flying down

And I jumped to my death

Reloading, I didn't eat the stick

But instead I skipped

To Windhelm

I was hot on the trail of a murderer

Who unfortunatley was a friend Bosmer

A zombie attacked

And I hacked, and I hacked

Until shards of zombie

Flew around me

Then- my game froze

Oh happiest day

So I went and I ate a giant's toe