Since it is really my one and only duty as a Horseman of the Apocalypse, I thought i'd inform you of upcoming events. Tomorrow the great dragon Alkreinkiin will fly out of the sun and use his mighty power of the thu'um to destroy the Earth. Remember to save all your important documents to a flash drive, bring a packed lunch, finish the last load of laundry, and make sure you've got some reading material.
On a completely unrelated note, I've finally finished Dragonborn and just need to get to writing. You can expect my review later today, or tomorrow at the worst.
Your neighborhood harbinger of doom.