- Main article: Books (Online)
- Location: Bewan (Multiple copies can be found here).
- Author: Camandar the Brilliant
- Collection: Criminal Correspondence
Hey! I just want you idiots to know, I heard what you was saying about me. You think there's nothing here but yellow crystals. Well, guess what?
Wrong again, imbeciles! I found the power source that's making this whole place hum.
Once I get it loose, I'll show you all that you were stupid to doubt me. Now, quit drinking and get back to work.
Your Leader, Camandar the Brilliant